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  • Vines University - The Dean’s List

    Vines University - The Dean’s List

    Characters: 4
    Length: 5
    The Dean’s List has officially been posted, but one name is missing! Ivy has spent the last few weeks bragging about her grades, and more

  • Vines University - Spring Break

    Vines University - Spring Break

    Characters: 2
    Length: 5
    It’s Spring Break on the VU campus and everyone is ready for a vacation! That is, everyone except Ivy. In this VU episode Dean Gourd more

  • Vines University - Rooted

    Vines University - Rooted

    Characters: 14+
    Length: 5
    The fall semester has begun, and VU has a new freshman class! Meet the new students, hear about where they were previously rooted and more

  • Vines University Old and New

    Vines University Old and New

    Characters: 3
    Length: 5
    Join Ivy as she steps foot on the VU campus for the first time and meets her lively roommate! Eager for a quiet start to the year, Ivy more

  • Vines University - Listening and Hearting

    Vines University - Listening and Hearting

    Characters: 6
    Length: 5
    Is there a difference between hearing and listening? Tom’s about to find out. Join the VU students as they learn the importance of more

  • Vines University - Goodbye

    Vines University - Goodbye

    Characters: 6
    Length: 5
    It’s time to say goodbye for the summer and Mandy is afraid of losing touch with all her friends. This episode of VU reminds the more

  • Vines University - Food Fight

    Vines University - Food Fight

    Characters: 8
    Length: 5
    It’s time to celebrate the end of the year! But a food fight is inevitable if Tom’s not going to share the cake! In this VU episode, more

  • Vines University - Exam Day

    Vines University - Exam Day

    Characters: 6
    Length: 5
    It’s Professor Pumpkin’s first BIG exam and Tom sleeps right through it! Will he ever pass his freshman year? Join Tom as he more

  • Vines University - Cut Day

    Vines University - Cut Day

    Characters: 2
    Length: 5
    Cheerleading tryouts didn’t go the way Mandy had planned. Being cut from a squad is painful; like pruning it can either discourage us more

  • Vines University - Alum

    Vines University - Alum

    Characters: 8
    Length: 5
    As the students end their final day on campus they run into some Alumni of VU. Join these freshman as they close their year out by being more

  • Zeke’s Big Trip

    Zeke’s Big Trip

    Characters: 3
    Length: 3
    Zeke (aka Isaac) is preparing for a trip to the mountains with his dad, Abe (aka Abraham). Zeke feels uneasy about the trip and talks more

  • The Boxies And The Bullies

    The Boxies And The Bullies

    Characters: 2
    Length: 3
    Boxbob is afraid to go to school because he has already been bullied about his strange shape. Together they discover that the help he more

  • Hashtag Wonderfully Made - Extended Cast

    Hashtag Wonderfully Made - Extended Cast

    Characters: 9
    Length: 6
    The @ Symbol goes to God with complaints about wanting to be more like the popular Hashtag Symbol, but learns the valuable lesson that more

  • Hashtag Wonderfully Made

    Hashtag Wonderfully Made

    Characters: 2
    Length: 4
    The @ Symbol goes to God with complaints about wanting to be more like the popular Hashtag Symbol, but learns the valuable lesson that more

  • Tithing With Scissors

    Tithing With Scissors

    Characters: 2
    Length: 3
    Janet walks into the room just as Timmy is about to cut up a stash of dollar bills. After hearing a teaching on tithing, the boy wants more

  • Adam and Eve: The Grandkid Years

    Adam and Eve: The Grandkid Years

    Characters: 2
    Length: 4
    What would Adam and Eve be like as grandparents? Would they pass on things they have learned from their years on the earth? more

  • Avoiding The Primrose Path

    Avoiding The Primrose Path

    Characters: 2
    Length: 4
    Two friends follow a narrow path to a scenic view, but are tempted by an easier path leading to quicksand. more

  • If God Had A Facebook Account

    If God Had A Facebook Account

    Characters: 2
    Length: 4
    Janet learns that her son Timmy is being bullied on Facebook by so-called “friends” at his new school. Teased for being a Christian, more

  • Diagnosis

    Diagnosis

    Characters: 2
    Length: 4
    A man gets bad news from the doctor. His heart is filled with vengeance—and it’s killing him. more

  • A Christmas To Remember

    A Christmas To Remember

    Characters: 4
    Length: 6
    These are monologues delivered separately by each character. Appropriate for preparation for the Christmas season. more

  • Hearts Adorned With Wonder

    Hearts Adorned With Wonder

    Characters: 2
    Length: 3
    It’s Christmas Eve and Janelle finds her mom squinting at the Christmas tree, stealing a quiet moment in the busy season. Over a cup more

  • A Very Martian Christmas

    A Very Martian Christmas

    Characters: 10+
    Length: 6
    When three Martians crash after a brush with a shooting star, they land on Earth, at Christmas, right in the middle of a church Nativity more

  • Grace 101

    Grace 101

    Characters: 4
    Length: 3
    A Religious Studies professor criticizes his class for failing to understand the central idea of Jesus’s teachings. This script’s more

  • The Nazareth Evening News

    The Nazareth Evening News

    Characters: 8
    Length: 45
    A Christmas Play: The town of Bethlehem is on the verge of a world changing event, the birth of our Savior. A young couple expecting a more

  • Star Warped

    Star Warped

    Characters: 15+
    Length: 60 Minutes
    Star Warped is the story of Darth Hater and his journey to track down the Insurgents who have stolen the plans to an Interplanetary more

  • Christ The Lord - A Readers Theatre Script

    Christ The Lord - A Readers Theatre Script

    Characters: 2
    Length: 2
    A time of worship through scripture celebrating the mystery of the Advent of Christ the Lord. more

  • God Is With Us - A Readers Theater Script

    God Is With Us - A Readers Theater Script

    Characters: 2
    Length: 2
    A time of worship at Advent through remembering the Incarnation, the story of Mary’s birth of Jesus in Bethlehem. more

  • Joy Epidemic

    Joy Epidemic

    Characters: 2
    Length: 3
    Contagious joy should be evident in the lives of all Jesus followers. But is it? This skit highlights the vital importance of joy in the more

  • Faith In the Time Of Fear

    Faith In the Time Of Fear

    Characters: 2
    Length: 2
    A time of worship through a declaration of faith, remembering the power of God. It recalls the story of the 12 spies who went to explore more

  • A Puppet Christmas Story

    A Puppet Christmas Story

    Characters: 4
    Length: 60
    Willie and his friends are excited about the holiday season. But do they really know what Christmas is all about? With the help of a more

  • Our Chaos, His Peace

    Our Chaos, His Peace

    Characters: 8+
    Length: 5
    Mr. Johnson helps the Director bring to life this year’s Christmas Pageant as he insists that the stable’s atmosphere wasn’t more

  • The Christmas Letter

    The Christmas Letter

    Characters: 1
    Length: 3
    A discouraged believer writes a letter to find encouragement and peace during the Christmas season in a crazy, mixed-up world. more