Author: Tommy Woodard
Tommy’s illustrious career began around 1975 on the front porch of his home in Edmond, Oklahoma where his older (and bossier) sister Debbie would direct him in homemade plays. They would invite their parents, neighbors, and strangers walking by to sit on the lawn and enjoy their masterful works of art. He has always had a flair for the dramatic (some people would call it “just being moody”).
Throughout school, Tommy participated in drama in some fashion. His favorite thing was to pretend to be different characters with his best buddy Eddie. (Who knew 20 years later they would still be doing that?) When high school was over, Tommy began serving in a church and going to college in pursuit of an Oral Communications degree. (Okay…at first he was going to get an accounting degree but he failed Accounting 101 and honestly, what idiot would let Tommy do their taxes?)
After graduation, Tommy got married and moved to Frisco, Texas where he lived for 12 years serving as a youth pastor. In 2003, Tommy moved his family back home to Edmond where he currently lives with his wife and kids. When he’s not traveling with Eddie, he works at NEWCHURCH in Oklahoma City as the associate pastor of teaching and creativity. (If you’re ever in town, stop by and say “hi” - www.newchurch.tv)
The most important thing in Tommy’s life is his family; Abby(8), Hudson(4), and his incredible wife of almost 15 years – Angie! If you ever want to see his face light up, just ask him to tell you about them! (However, don’t mention the accounting thing…it’s kind of embarrassing!)
Scripts by Tommy Woodard
We Remember
We Remember
As we celebrate Memorial Day, let us take a few minutes as a church and community to honor those who paid the ultimate price for our freedom. This responsive reading download comes with an optional title slide and background for use on your church screens.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 1-2 minutes
It’s Cold
It’s Cold
Wyatt and Elroy make an ill-fated trip to Saskatchewan to demonstrate the importance of being connected to a small group. This is a great set-up for promoting small groups!
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 3-4 minutes
The Skinny On Evangelism
The Skinny On Evangelism
There are many evangelism techniques available to us, but which one is best? This script demonstrates a few.
- Characters: 7
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-5 minutes
Palm Sunday
Palm Sunday
What is Palm Sunday? This script explains the history and significance of Palm Sunday in a funny way. Get your church prepared to celebrate Holy Week! This is the script from The Skit Guys popular video ‘Palm Sunday.’
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4 minutes
Good Friday
Good Friday
Several characters surrounding the cross relive the events leading up to the crucifixion. This script can be performed as a Readers Theatre. There are 6 different characters, but they can be played by as few as two people. See The Skit Guys video of ‘Good Friday’ below.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 6-9 minutes
The Mom Song
The Mom Song
Tommy and Eddie deliver a special Mother’s Day message, but Tommy gets a little carried away in song. Perform
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 3-5 minutes
Grace
Grace
After his resurrection, Jesus offers grace to Peter and gently confronts him about his mistakes, his purpose, and what comes next.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 3-4 minutes
The Skinny on Prayer
The Skinny on Prayer
Prayer is us communicating with God, but as Christians we oftentimes treat prayer as something to be checked off a list. We miss the part where we are building our relationship with the Creator of the universe.
- Characters: 5
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-5 minutes
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve
The world’s oldest and most cherished love story just got a little bit awkward.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 15-17 minutes
Romantically Challenged
Romantically Challenged
A group of men gather to discuss their lack of romantic inclinations, when a more evolved member of the group reveals that the secret to romance is simply being there for your wife.
- Characters: 7
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 5-6 minutes
The New Year’s List
The New Year’s List
Bob’s got his list of resolutions that he’s convinced will make his life better, but his friend Jim isn’t buying it.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 3-4 minutes
Your Thanksgiving Inventory
Your Thanksgiving Inventory
There are many ways to count your blessings this Thanksgiving. This script illustrates the importance of doing a quick inventory of all you have to be thankful for this year.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 2-4 minutes
Joseph
Joseph
Joseph was his father’s favorite and his brothers resented him for it. But God had big plans for this little brother.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 8-10 minutes
The Prodigal
The Prodigal
Through the eyes of both father and son, one of the most powerful of Jesus’ parables comes to life.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10 minutes
Algunos escogieron, Algunos no
Algunos escogieron, Algunos no
Un recuento del ministerio de Jesús que precede su muerte y resurrección.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Drama
Mesa de Luto
Mesa de Luto
Hay una temporada en la vida de cada uno donde caminamos por el valle. A pesar de que como seres humanos, está en nuestra naturaleza el querer arreglar las cosas, a veces todo lo que se necesita es nuestra presencia.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: Aproximadamente 2-4 minutos
Vino A Lo Complicado
Vino A Lo Complicado
Jesús vino a nosotros como un bebe en un granero, no en un palacio o en un hospital estéril. Esta obra nos recuerda del sacrificio que Jesús hizo con humillarse y convertirse en humano.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: Aproximadamente 4-6 minutos
Lemonade
Lemonade
A demonstration is given on how to make fresh lemonade while illustrating how the Bible has given us many examples of people who turned their trials into triumphs.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Dramedy
- Length: 5-7 minutes
The Skinny on Worship
The Skinny on Worship
We all have different ways to worship, and we all sometimes judge the way others worship. What does worship mean to you?
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-6 minutes
The Skinny on Fasting
The Skinny on Fasting
Fasting can be one of those elusive and mysterious disciplines of the Christian faith. Here are a few people who can’t seem to get it right.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 4-6 minutes
The Skinny on the Bible
The Skinny on the Bible
At the center of our faith is a book that tells the story of God and his activity in the lives of men and women throughout history-yet everyone seems to have their own unique perspective on it.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-5 minutes
The Skinny on Tithing
The Skinny on Tithing
People have different views on tithing, but when it comes down to it, the Bible is pretty clear on what’s expected.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-6 minutes
Love Words
Love Words
Two friends are choosing cards for their wives. One thinks he’s the “wifewhisperer” who knows what women want, but the other just wants to tell his wife what’s in his heart.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 2-3 minutes
Textual Relations
Textual Relations
Pete finds out his good friend has been texting his girlfriend behind his back. Will they ever be able to get past it?
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 3-4 minutes
Road to Emmaus
Road to Emmaus
When your best friend dies, you don’t expect him to come back to life and walk with you. Listen to two older disciples who walked with Jesus not long after His resurrection.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10-12 minutes
Talking Turkey
Talking Turkey
This script by Tommy Woodard is a humorous look at a woman who is fed up with the lack of “thanks” and “giving” coming from her family during the holidays. In the end, she is reminded that we should be thankful and giving because of Christ.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 4-6 minutes
Thankful
Thankful
When it comes to what you’re thankful for, is it things that are temporary or
things that are more eternal that come to your mind first?
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 1 minute to 1:30 min
Booger Monster
Booger Monster
What do you do when you’re 4-years-old and you’re convinced that there’s a Booger Monster under your bed? You call for Daddy to come and save you! In this skit, a son has a Booger Monster problem and finds that his Father is near and will always be there to protect him.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 7-10 minutes
Mourning Booth
Mourning Booth
There is a season in everyone’s life of walking through the valley. Even though it is in our nature as human beings to want to fix things, sometimes all that is needed is our presence.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 2-4 minutes
God’s Chisel (Spanish)
God’s Chisel (Spanish)
Cuando Dios cincela el peso muerto de nuestras vidas puede ser muy doloroso. Este guión es una mirada a la vida de un creyente típico que esta teniendo que pasar por el proceso de la disciplina de Dios.
- Characters: 2 males
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Coffee for Dad
Coffee for Dad
Just like a loving father treasures small, simple moments with his son or daughter, so does the Heavenly Father with his children.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 2-3 minutes
A Conversation with Dad
A Conversation with Dad
An adult son goes to his father for wisdom about a difficult situation in his life.
- Characters: 2 males
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 3-5 minutes
A Parent’s Speech
A Parent’s Speech
A dad shares his true feelings about his child graduating from high school.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 3-5 minutes
On The Way to The Cross
On The Way to The Cross
Follow Jesus through His ministry as He makes His way to pay the ultimate sacrifice for you and me.
- Characters: 4
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 4-6 minutes
He Came to Get Messy
He Came to Get Messy
Do you ever feel that God is nowhere near and can’t understand your pain? Over 2000 years ago, Jesus, God’s Son, came into the world, not as royalty but as a baby born in a stable full of muck and animals. This script reminds us of the sacrifice that Jesus made by humbling himself to become one of us. It was a dirty job and he didn’t have to do it…but the world is changed because he did.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 4-6 minutes
Rich Man, Poor Man
Rich Man, Poor Man
This skit is about two strangers who meet at an airport just before Thanksgiving. The meeting happens outside the TSA security as opposed on the other side of TSA where one has been checked through. It seems like one has it all while the other has nothing, but in the end we see that their roles may be reversed.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Newscast Live!
Newscast Live!
We can report the Good News to others, but unless we live it out, it doesn’t mean much. Two newscasters try to report the news, but have to act out the stories they are reporting because they have no video footage.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Hurting Helpline
Hurting Helpline
A radio talk/advice show where we see the difference between hearing and listening.
- Characters: 7
- Genre: Dramedy
- Length: 10-12 minutes
Shoe Department
Shoe Department
We spend our lives trying to figure out what God’s will is and what is the purpose in our lives, when all along God just wants us to be still and listen to Him.
- Characters: 3
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 6-8 minutes
Baggage Skit
Baggage Skit
We’ve all got it and it’s really hard to let it go. When it feels like you’re dealt one blow after another and become weighed down with too much baggage, can you let go and let God take control?
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10 minutes
Grace, We Just Don’t Get It
Grace, We Just Don’t Get It
God’s grace is a free gift that we can’t seem to grasp on a daily basis. We know we don’t deserve the blessings God gives us, yet he delights in continuing to bless us despite our shortcomings and willful disobedience.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Dramedy
- Length: 10 minutes
The Rich Young Ruler
The Rich Young Ruler
We all hold on to things that keep us from fully following God. Jesus told the story of a young ruler who wanted to know how to get into Heaven. When Jesus told him, the young man was very sad. This is a modern day look at what could have happened after the rich young ruler’s encounter with Christ.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 5-7 minutes
Bad Ways to Witness
Bad Ways to Witness
Telling others about Jesus is one of those non-negotiable things in the Christian faith. Some of us have our tried and true ways of sharing our faith and others of us just try and wing it. Maybe you don’t have any method at all. Here are just a few of the bad ways we witness.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 10 minutes
Fully Human, Fully God (Spanish)
Fully Human, Fully God (Spanish)
Jesús hizo unas cosas increíbles cuándo El estuvo aquí el La Tierra. Este guión nos marca uno de los momentos en que El demuestra su divinidad.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 4-5 minutes
The Birdcage (Spanish)
The Birdcage (Spanish)
Este guión es una metáfora de la redención que tenemos en Cristo.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 10-12 minutes
John, The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved
John, The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved
A great monologue for Holy Week from the Apostle John as he tells of the events in the upper room, Gethsemene, the trial of Christ, and His crucifixion.
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10-12 minutes
The Birdcage
The Birdcage
The Bird Cage is a metaphor to humanity’s imprisonment and Jesus’ redemption plan that sets us free. Skit starts out as a young boy and a man talk about wild birds in a birdcage to the ultimate encounter of Jesus and Satan looking at mankind in the cage.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 5-7 minutes
Let Your Light So Shine
Let Your Light So Shine
Eddie is trying to take down the Christmas lights from his house, but is that just a symbol of what he’s trying to do with Jesus?
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 6-7 minutes
What Keeps You From Following God?
What Keeps You From Following God?
In a series of four scenes, two actors try to answer the title question, what keeps you from following God? The answers may hit close to home, but the hope is to encourage believers to live more fully in God.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Dramedy
- Length: 10-12 minutes
Christian or Not a Christian
Christian or Not a Christian
This is a game show that looks at what might happen in the after-life.
- Characters: 7
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10-12 minutes
Elephant Skit
Elephant Skit
Two old friends meet up and resolve a hurt issue from the past.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
Lazarus
Lazarus
Hear the first-hand account of a man who Jesus brought back from the dead. It’s a story he’s dying to tell you. MONOLOGUE
- Characters: 1
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 6-8 minutes
The Way We Pray (Ensemble Version)
The Way We Pray (Ensemble Version)
As this skit demonstrates, the real key to prayer is being genuine. What God really desires is a two-way conversation with us.
- Characters: 7
- Genre: Drama
Commencement
Commencement
Julie is about to graduate and her mom begins asking questions about her future. It seems that Julie has no plans to use her degree. This skit shows both the importance of education and using what you learn in life.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 5-7 minutes
Life After High School
Life After High School
Three friends have just graduated from High School and sit around discussing the future. These friends all think of success in different ways. Only one seems to have a responsible look at the rest of his life.
- Characters: 3
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Football Script
Football Script
The football game just ended and two guys from very different crowds meet in the locker room. We see that evangelism can take place under almost any circumstance. (5th Quarter)
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 7-9 minutes
A Walk Down the Aisle
A Walk Down the Aisle
As a young couple begins to take their vows, reminders of the past enter into the ceremony. It seems that the groom hasn’t been honest with his new mate about his promiscuity. We learn that the dating choices you make seriously effect you for the rest of your life.
- Characters: 8
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 4-6 minutes
Ring Around the Rosie
Ring Around the Rosie
After making commitments to God and each other at camp, two friends return to High School. They grow apart as spiritual apathy takes one of them over.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 6-8 minutes
The Apple Skit
The Apple Skit
Life often times breaks our hearts. In this skit, a girl who has had her heart broken many times, decides to trust her heart to Jesus.
- Characters: 5
- Genre: Drama
Sin, Spit and Sight
Sin, Spit and Sight
One of the most well-known miracles performed by Jesus was the healing of the blind man in John 9:12. This skit reenacts this miraculous scene in a way that guarantees laughs.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 10 minutes
The Domino Skit
The Domino Skit
This skit is pure fun looking at what could be with the weirdest date on record.
- Characters: 5
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 5-6 minutes
Run in Such a Way
Run in Such a Way
We’ve all encountered people who “talk the talk” and don’t “walk the walk.” The race of life is quite the same. The skit shows the difference between the spectator and the true runner.
- Characters: 3
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 5-7 minutes
Things We Hope We Never See
Things We Hope We Never See
This skit highlights things we hope we never see; mainly, someone turning away from God.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 10 minutes
That’s Not My Jesus
That’s Not My Jesus
We often try to examine and think of Jesus in our own terms. This skit shows us how profoundly limited our view of Jesus can really be.
- Characters: 11
- Genre: Comedy
God’s Chisel
God’s Chisel
When God chisels the dead weight out of our lives it can be very painful. This is a look at a typical believer having to go through the process of God’s discipline. Includes both original and “Remastered” version.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Psalm 139
Psalm 139
God does a thorough heart checkup on the reader of Psalm 139 in this skit.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Drama
- Length: 8-10
Heart Department
Heart Department
There is only one true source of fulfillment for our hearts. The skit searches through many other types of fulfillment in a Monty Pythonesque form.
- Characters: 3
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Fully Human, Fully God
Fully Human, Fully God
Have you ever really thought about Jesus being fully God and fully human? This skit highlights the divinity and the humanity of Jesus by showing several moments from the Gospels.
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: 8-10 minutes
Who Do You Say I Am
Who Do You Say I Am
In this skit we see that Jesus can play many different roles in our lives. But in reality, Jesus is above all these subjective roles, and He asks the question, “Do you know who I am?”
- Characters: 2
- Genre: Dramedy
- Length: 7-9 minutes
Some Chose, Some Did Not
Some Chose, Some Did Not
A re-telling of the story that involves Jesus’ last days, crucifixion, and resurrection.
- Characters: 6
- Genre: Drama
