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Valentines Scripts

A Valentine’s Apology to Men

In the interest of fairness and mutual respect a woman issues an open apology to men, as they navigate the complicated maze that is femininity.

  • Actors: 1
  • Minutes: 4 minutes

Confession: I’m In Love With My Wife

A married man seems to be confessing to an affair. But who is the mysterious “other woman” he speaks about? Great jump-starter for messages about marriage, love and commitment.

  • Actors: 4
  • Minutes: 5

God So Loves

A Responsive Reading on God’s unfailing and unexplainable love for us. Perfect to incorporate into a worship service focusing on God’s love.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 1-3 minutes

If The Shoe Fits

The morning after the ball, Prince Charming is having a romantic crisis and needs his sister’s advice. How do you know when you’ve found the “right” person?

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

Love of Your Life

Two young adults, challenged to tell each other about the love of their lives, offer unexpected responses-and revelations.

  • Actors: 3+
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Valentine’s Day Explained

Gary and Grady explain why we celebrate Valentine’s Day. Here’s a hint: It’s not for the candy.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 2-4 minutes

Love Language

Love means more than romantic love. Not everyone gives and receives love and appreciation the same way.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 4-6 minutes

A Love Letter from His Love Letter

This is a Readers Theatre expressing our devotion and gratefulness to the One who sent us the greatest love letter.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 4 minutes

Tasting, by Memory

Curt gets a reminder from his wife that sometimes life gets stale and tasteless, but it’s a good thing to have someone recall the memory of God’s goodness.

  • Actors: 1
  • Minutes: 2-4 minutes

The Worst Valentine’s Day Gift

One friend tries to prevent another friend from giving his wife the worst Valentine’s Day Gift In The History of The World and in the process, they have a conversation about what a gift truly means.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

Date Night with the Newlyweds

Veteran married couple, Jack and Jan, have dinner with newlyweds, Todd and Lauren, and good advice abounds.

  • Actors: 4
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

Trust Me!

A marriage that is offered to God is taken back piece by pieces.

  • Actors: 2-3
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Romantically Challenged

A group of men gather to discuss their lack of romantic inclinations, when a more evolved member of the group reveals that the secret to romance is simply being there for your wife.

  • Actors: 7
  • Minutes: 5-6 minutes

All Wives Want for Valentine’s Day

Two wives have a message for their husbands about what they really want for Valentine’s Day.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 4-6 minutes

Cupid: Matchmaker or Menace

A talk show host has a popular guest with a big announcement- Cupid is retiring. But when “Cupid” gets a chance to explain, the truth about romantic love comes out.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Johnson’s Valentine’s Bowl

It’s his way vs. her way in the 11th annual Valentine’s Day gone wrong for the Johnsons.

  • Actors: 5
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

Date Your Mate

A date night reveals that being connected to the outside world is killing their connection to each other.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 3-6 minutes

Because He Loves Me

This skit shares three stories: one old man who never knew love, a girl who wants to hear her father say “I love you,” and a girl who finds forgiveness and love from her Maker.

  • Actors: 7
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Romance Class

Several men and one inept wife attend a class on romance hoping to be able to speak the language of love better, but we quickly learn that the teacher has her hands full.

  • Actors: 5
  • Minutes: 4-6 minutes

Ruts

After getting his car stuck in a rut, a husband begins to realize that his marriage is also stuck in a rut…but some ruts are good ones.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Love Words

Two friends are choosing cards for their wives. One thinks he’s the “wifewhisperer” who knows what women want, but the other just wants to tell his wife what’s in his heart.

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 2-3 minutes

Love Is…

This script is a Reader’s Theatre that tells the truth about love. This skit can easily be performed memorized or not (use black music stands and have the actors read the script during performance). No blocking is necessary.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 3-4 minutes

Happy Homes Express

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could order your spouse like you order a pizza?

  • Actors: 1
  • Minutes: 1-3 minutes

Working on Love - High School Version

Paul determines to “put his feet to his faith” after he reads 1 Corinthians 13. But he quickly realizes that showing love, the kind the Bible talks about, in everyday life is a lot harder than what he expected.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

Popping the Question

A Boy and Girl are on a date. There is a question that the boy desperately wants to ask, and there is question the Girl wants to hear. Are they the same?

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 2-3 minutes

Installing Love

A person calls into Tech Support to get Love installed on her Heart

  • Actors: 2
  • Minutes: 4-6

Working On Love - Adult Worship Version

Eric Swink (a member of the Skitiots) brings to life a comedy with two scenes of a person trying to deal with the aspects and traits of Love.  We see Paul trying to live out the quality’s found in 1 Corinthians 13.  The scenes start with a conversation in a local starbucks and ends with an argument with Paul’s wife*.  All the while Paul stumbles on making the virtues a reality with strangers and the people closest to him.  The comedy has truth and liberty for the ending to make a great point.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 6 minutes

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

This skit shows how often the consequences of sin stick with us for a long time.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes

The Dance

The dilemma of a popular young boy to act as Jesus would at “The Dance.”

  • Actors: 5

DTR

Four scenarios are enacted in which people decide they need to Define The Relationship.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 5-7 minutes

The Love Chapter: Scripture Reading

1st Corinthians 13: 1- 13 Scripture Reading.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 2-4 minutes

I Do?

A young couple, madly in love, approaches a crusty old Judge about getting married. After some grilling, he finally consents to marry them. After giving them some VERY scary vows to repeat, they decide that maybe they’d rather not get married after all.

  • Actors: 3
  • Minutes: 6-8 minutes