Comedy Scripts

New! A Very Martian Christmas

When three Martians crash after a brush with a shooting star, they land on Earth, at Christmas, right in the middle of a church Nativity Play and think that what they are seeing is actually taking place.

Actors: 10+
Minutes: 6

Holy Bible!

This spoof of the classic TV series, Batman, by the seminal Christian comedy act Mitch & Allen (Hello, God?) asks, “What if even super-heroes aren’t super enough?” Great introduction for gospel presentations.

Actors: 3
Minutes: 3

Only Ewe

Only Ewe is a simple, humorous script designed to explore Jesus Christ’s metaphorical role as the “good shepherd.” Through the exchange of three different sheep, the drama showcases how believers may overcome excuses used to ignore a personal calling to follow the cause of Christ.

Actors: 3
Minutes: 8

Jesus Go!

Almost overnight Pokémon GO has become the most popular app of all time. But could it be that Jesus came up with the idea first? This is a great intro for a message or group discussion on living and sharing our faith (the two are connected)!

Actors: 3
Minutes: 5

Little Rock, Big God

A Dr. Seuss-style retelling of the David and Goliath story by the author of Wharton Finds a Whatzit. Like Wharton, Little Rock is satirical in style, yet offers genuine insights about faith. It plays like a Pixar movie—kids respond on one level, grown-ups on another. PowerPoint illustrations are included.

Actors: 1
Minutes: 5

Our Risen Savior: Road to Emmaus

Cleo and Clopas reflect back on their most favorite story about their most favorite person and how what he did changed everything, forever. Includes mp3 of music found in the video version as seen below.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 3

Hello God?

Two-part comedy sketch about a clueless young man (or woman) attempting contact God by phone. Great accompaniment for presentations on prayer or on God’s character.

Actors: 2+
Minutes: 8

The Shepherds

Modern take on the story of the angel appearing to the shepherds on the eve of Jesus’ birth.

Actors: 6
Minutes: 6

Naïve TV

A naïve youth group rediscovers the meaning of Christmas while reenacting the Nativity.

Actors: 6+
Minutes: 7

No L

In a modern suburb, we meet three holiday planners who have “no room” for Joseph, Mary, and Jesus. Great set-up for a talk on changing our plans to make room for God’s.

Actors: 3
Minutes: 6

Welcome to Church: No Luggage Required

A comical “welcome to church” sketch designed to put church visitors as ease and to encourage church members to bring their friends.

Actors: 3
Minutes: 4 minutes

The Dryer Fairy

Rick and Toodie learn to give thanks “in all things.” Great illustration for Thanksgiving or to accompany a message on Gratitude.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 4-6 minutes

All Mom Wants for Christmas

As moms, all we want for Christmas is to create special memories for our families, but sometimes it’s easy to get carried away. In all of the splendor of the season, don’t forget to keep the focus on the reason why we celebrate in the first place.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 3-5 minutes

Worth the Price

After reconciling the Christmas gift receipts and devising a payment plan, a husband and wife wonder whether it was all worth the price they paid - and rediscover what it cost Christ on that first Christmas.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 4-6 minutes

Ask for Directions

While on a family trip, Rick and Toodie both learn the importance of asking for directions. A fun, fresh perspective on prayer and pride.

Actors: 3
Minutes: 5-7 minutes

King Midas: Ensemble

In this retelling of the ancient story a greedy man learns what really matters- and what really doesn’t. A touching, gently whimsical illustration of the redeeming power of love.

Actors: 6+
Minutes: 8-10 minutes

The Skinny on Prayer

Prayer is us communicating with God, but as Christians we oftentimes treat prayer as something to be checked off a list. We miss the part where we are building our relationship with the Creator of the universe.

Actors: 5
Minutes: 4-5 minutes

Adam and Eve

The world’s oldest and most cherished love story just got a little bit awkward.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 15-17 minutes

Romantically Challenged

A group of men gather to discuss their lack of romantic inclinations, when a more evolved member of the group reveals that the secret to romance is simply being there for your wife.

Actors: 7
Minutes: 5-6 minutes

Cupid: Matchmaker or Menace

A talk show host has a popular guest with a big announcement- Cupid is retiring. But when “Cupid” gets a chance to explain, the truth about romantic love comes out.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Johnson’s Valentine’s Bowl

It’s his way vs. her way in the 11th annual Valentine’s Day gone wrong for the Johnsons.

Actors: 5
Minutes: 6-8 minutes

This Resolution’s Too Tight

A woman has a difficult time making commitments and sticking to her resolutions. But when she tries to return her latest resolution to the New Year’s Resolution Returns Desk, she gets some help figuring out why it’s so hard to commit.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 4-6 minutes

Heard On High

Two angels reminisce and relive the glory days of one of their first nights, “The Big One,” the night when Jesus was born.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Your Thanksgiving Inventory

There are many ways to count your blessings this Thanksgiving. This script illustrates the importance of doing a quick inventory of all you have to be thankful for this year.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 2-4 minutes

All Mom Wants For Thanksgiving

Two moms take a moment to express their excitement for the Thanksgiving holiday, full of fun family memories…well at least for one of them.

Actors: 2
Minutes: 2-3 minutes

The Black Friday Huddle

It’s that time of year again! A time of celebration, a time of giving…a time for practicing your best moves to knock over that lady who wants the same bunny slippers you do for Christmas! This is a fun look at how we often take our Christmas shopping a little over the top.

Actors: 5
Minutes: 3-5 minutes

Super Jesus Action Figure

Two moms are talking while their sons are playing with their Super Jesus Action Figures, when another mom stops by with her son. They discover that Jesus isn’t what we want to make Him - like a toy in a box that is molded into our image.

Actors: 6
Minutes: 5-6 minutes

Stuff Addicts Support Group

Here’s a support group for people addicted to stuff. This is a great sermon set-up.

Actors: 4
Minutes: 5-7 minutes

Romance Class

Several men and one inept wife attend a class on romance hoping to be able to speak the language of love better, but we quickly learn that the teacher has her hands full.

Actors: 5
Minutes: 4-6 minutes

Christmas Eve Opener

This is a fun way to start your Christmas Eve service and to get your congregation warmed up a for a time of celebration.

Minutes: 2-3 minutes

Bible Hero Gap

Hearing God’s call is one thing. Answering it can be really scary. In this skit, a “hero-in-training” gets a pep talk from some big-time Bible heroes.